Boss's Day. Frozen Snickers and Twix's. Pain.
0 Comments Published by Jeffrey Chiu on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 11:15 PM.
Wow, I haven't had a banana split since the day Uncle Barney took me to the dime store for a slim jim and a Dairy Queen Blizzard afterwards. Not really. I never had an Uncle Barney. But those dang Hung-R-Busters were sure good though if I remember right. 'Tis the day after Boss's Day (I think since he wasn't in the office yesterday) so we had a nice ice cream break after the staff meeting at work, with me of course piling on 3 scoops of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream over some banana slivers, caramel goo, heated up chocolate syrup, and a couple Marischino cherries to garnish things up a bit. Then I said, hey let's party like it's 2099 and dropped in 2 bitesize Snickers and 2 Twix's. or Twixes. Or however you spell that you grammar peeps.
So aside from my boss talking about reading Ivanhoe recently on his trip for the first time and the mention of Robin Hood, and a couple of the guys humming the ol' Alan-a-Dale rooster sung theme to the ol' Disney Robin Hood animated feature ('duh-duh-dee-dah-dee-di-doh-doh, di-pah-di-di-doh), and arguing about what came first-that or the Hamster Dance song and its various spinoffs or that one with the squirrel and the sped up theme of the same, me regaling about my first rodeo experience and my favorite event was 'them, you know that event with dem horses' and the humongous Land-O-Lakes butter sculpture, I was enjoying my much sought after weight-gainer that every weightlifter hoping for, except this was less protein and 100% pure milkfat baby.
As I bit into Snickers, much to my dismay it was amazingly frozen after only about 10 minutes in my ice cream concoction, buried beneath that mass of churned cream, carageenan and vanilla extract. My teeth felt a sudden 6.8 just like Hawaii did as the caramel nougat shook the foundation of my enameled chompers like a photo torpedo hitting the Enterprise with everyone just standing around and not holding on to anything. But all is not lost. I succeeded in the mastication of this malevolant menace from M&M Mars. Anyways after consuming this melting malady, I didn't feel too good afterwards. About as good as I felt last Friday for lunch downing that Long John Silver's Value Combo with 2 fish planks, hushpuppies, fries, then I added 1 chicken plank and 3 fried shrimp after that. Boy, wer're eating healthy here. I need a nap. Peace.
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